I mean, he's dancing back and forth between pathetically sad and massively fucking creepy.
Roller skating + drunkeness + peeing = mess
i think the date started going downhill when i mentioned how many therapists i have
All I want to do is fuck in the bell tower before it leave this school. Is that too much to ask?
my night ended with a pity blow in a racecar bed
FYI: telling a guy his dick is more impressive than you remembered it - they don't take it as a compliment.
javelin tossed one of my crutches in to the mosh pit at the concert, hit some dude in the temple hahah fuck him he sucks
is it weird to think that girls born in '96 are now legal?
I think we r still a few steps from ex sex. In fact, that's never going to happen. I'm just saying on the seething-chemical-fire-of-emotional-distress-to-post -relationship-intercourse scale, I'm closer to fucking than throttling. Progress is fun.
Never drinking again. Maybe, if our boss gave us more 3-day weekends we would know how to handle ourselves. That was a shit show.
She's the queen of dating. She managed to get a date with a guy who saw her puke five times in two hours.
Really this has to stop, if they get any younger we will be breaking the law
Got baptized for New Years. In champagne and cheap vodka.
Do you ever go take a shit and end up sitting on the toilet for like 45 minutes wondering what the fuck you're doing with your life?
Everyday my friend, everyday.
Truth. Though I have held steadfast to the notion while the rest of you wavered. I had faith in his homosexuality.
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