Soo....this goes on the list of odd coincidences. My gyno calls me while I'm going at it, leaves me a message. I check it later... thank God I tested negative.
I got to stop making out with my boss at work. I think we should just get it overwith, be dissaponted and move on.
Nhdgh I love you very much hello becausevs. Vagina pensiono
Bartending School is so much more enjoyable now that I realized I was in rehab at this time last year.
I can get head just about anywhere nowadays so that's not much of an incentive, coffee on the other hand...
It's tuesday, which means cocktails followed by cocktales.
Sorry the STD update turned into an attempt at a bootycall, but at least we both know we're clean now
Dude. I'm busy doing PR for America. FOR AMERICA. Europeans think we can't handle liquor.
Just tell your mom you have to go somewhere half naked with a strange man. She'll understand
Note to self: don't tell your girlfriends dad you can have his daughter in bed by ten and home by midnight. He doesnt find it funny
we received free cupcakes at the first bar, and then I at the second bar i hooked up with a fat chick from Cincinnati on the patio.
you win some, you lose some.
Blame the bisexuality and move on?
just made a presentation to 40 students and my professor about morals and ethical issues..still drunk. at 8am. I wish I could remember how it went.
I basically spent the entire weekend in bed with that red head.Every time I tried to leave she got me too horny to think straight. I was kidnapped by vagina
I watched my wife kick balloons while wearing thigh highs. It's not a sentence you get to use too often
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