surgery went fine. i cant breath out of my right nostril though. lets not eat peas anymore when we are drunk.
I think I'm going to make a pina klonopin before class.
Stripperoke is exactly what it sounds...
Makes Sense, i generally dont want the same person two days in a row. Its like what i pick for supper, i like variety
this lady just pulled corn on the cob out of her purse
People like that make this world a better place.
i dont know how he's 22 and thinks emoticons will get him laid. lady boner just died.
I have no idea. But I feel like I could climb a mountain and then have sex on it.
I can't even properly respond cuz I'm ballsdeep in falafel
Of the two of us, which one has licked a drag queen's tit in the past 5 days?
Waking up at a teachers house is a very confusing thing
My boss doesn't know what jello shots are. I've lost faith in this company.
11% beer and firearms, what could possibly go wrong?
I feel like I could have been bitchier and missed an opportunity.
just put a ruler in a cup trying to measure how much ivve had to drink..... God help me
He has a syndrome called asshole. And it flares up 24/7.
Randomize
