I just know... :) goodntight
Whoops, meant "goodnight", but the other is true too.
I just creeped all your pictures on Facebook -- it was like I watched you grow up right before my eyes.
It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
Last night was proof dads should hug their daughters more
I wouldn't really call it 'getting lucky' considering I paid her to do it.
I mean I knew we were putting on quite a show but I didnt realize HOW good until I woke up and 4 people were passed out with their ears to the bedroom door.
Tequila is the liquid version of celery. I lose more calories during tequila drunk and the following sexual activities than I gain by drinking it...
If I refrain from fucking my manager, I'm going to reward myself by fucking that guy from the photo department.
I found a ladder. I don't know where I am. Gonna climb it. I feel like aladin
IT WAS SO BIG. I FORGOT GOD MADE THEM LIKE THIS.
Yeah I just don't know how I feel about my fuck buddy coming to work at my dads office with me.
The fact that it neither of us came up with the reason of "it's morally and ethically wrong" speaks volumes about this relationship
Wet should excavate the hamsters out of the front yard n give them a proper burial.
I may have unintentionally punched your cat twice but he's an asshole anyway.
Dude we need to hang out soon. I'm in the mood to get arrested again.
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