there's a booger on my laptop, i suspect it's yours
was i over the top when i said that i wished they made v-neck pants to her?
Considering that my ex-wife dumped me to become a lesbian, the Universe owes me a threesome.
But I always wanted my obit to read "Died violently in casino orgy," not "Never woke up from rectal surgery."
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You cant give me a fifth of god damn jim beam and expect me not to cheat on my gf.
I also think about what hot dudes penises are gonna look like when theyre 80 and it's not pretty
We put your drunk ass to bed. 10 minutes later we heard you scream "DICK-PUNCH!!!" It was immediately followed by a shriek of pain and crying. So to answer your question; no, that's not "sex soreness".
I just watched my mom get dick on Skype.
That d should have definitely been an s.
Giving you good advice and being naked are not mutually exclusive.
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Our host-mom was rubbing her back sympathetically going "muy bien, chica" while she puked on the beach. So yeah, I think we got the best one.
I want to fuck the side burns off of Steve.
First things first, I always get more drunk than the birthday girl. Like, who's idea was it to sing karaoke? I killed it.
he really is such a sweet guy. it’s a shame i have to break his heart.
He screamed, "Let there be light!" when he came
The best part of being a lesbian? If I'm late for work at a hookup's place I can use her make up and peace out. Well and all the sex of course.
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