she was so ugly that the sight of her made me shiver and then i had to play it off like a draft blew by that only i felt.
He had a huge mole on his dick. Genetics has cockblocked him for life.
You know what sound is wonderful for a hangover? Listening to the horns from the South Africans at the world cup
Remember when I booked a hotel room for next sat? Nneither do I.
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The jerky fairy visited my fridge. It's glorious.
That's the first time I've ever heard something that tickled both my gag reflex and my penis simultaneously.
I think she finds the idea of a naked fat man lying on the table and holding our butter offensive
Well I mean he is in a slightly seductive pose
Anyhow, I am sorry for being obnoxious about wanting more sex and forcing you to eat lunchmeat off of my ginormous nipples. I knew that you weren't going to succumb to my pushy demands
Wat day did I have sex in my sleep? I just made a Dr appt for Friday and I want to talk to her about it
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Jerry got outside again, i found him making dirt angels in the garden. I need to put a bell on that bastard.
What the hell do I have to give up to manifest a dick
I totally intended to come to the hotel, but I woke up in a parking lot
The struggle is real.
Not a or good or bad impression, just that you were all basically naked playing beer bong in sombreros and ties. Casual.
I haven't been dieting for my entire life to date some guy who thinks his dad bod is a riot.
I got pulled over by the same cop in a 4.5 hour window. Got off both times. Fuck yes.
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