what has become of my life if the best thing thats happened to me this week is that i discovered my cleavage as the best hiding spot ever for weed.
It's not every day you get to see a girl fuck herself with a pickle.
his extensive knowledge of the age of consent laws kinda scares me....
A guy at one of our big accounts just said you probably dont remember meeting me saturday night ps you were right about those two girls being lesbian
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Im pretty sure that girl just said "Im taking you home even if your girlfriend has to come too." Why are we here again?
I don't care how fucking drunk you are, you don't forget wanting to shove a wine bottle up someone's ass.
On duty sugar tits. A Marine never abandons his post to take nudi pics.
i want to live in a society where a 20 year old can wear pigtails and not get them called handlebars, because i look fucking adorable in them.
Are you kidding me????? How bout, IM SORRY FOR CALLING YOU 16 TIMES AND LEAVING YOU A TWO MINUTE VOICEMAIL OF MYSELF THROWING UP.
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Ok so last thing I remember was hugging a cop while vomiting
Made my roommate send me tit pics so I could send them to someone because I didn't want to move.
I'm so jealous of your sex life. You know it's awesome when thinking about the sex you had last night brings you tears of joy.
She threw her burger out the car window last night. My vegan neighbors were not pleased but I’m pretty sure I saw a for sale sign go up on their lawn so I owe her one.
He weighed maybe 130, his dick had to be 30 of it. SO BIIIIG.
Let me set the mood for you. Do you remember Britney Spears in her Hit Me Baby One More Time era? Well I just fucked this college girl I shit you not her name is Persephone and she looks exactly like Britney Spears back when she was hot. I might be in love.
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