Mines from giving head on hardwood floors.
Freshman orientation day on campus. Dear diary, JACKPOT.
Is it wierd that I kind of wish I could hang out with Melissa Joan Hart?
I need to figure out what I wanna do with my life.
There are margaritas in the freezer still.
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Shaving your vagina at 8 months pregnant is not an easy chore.
When i asked him what happened all he said was, the toucan... the toucan... over and over again.
Two bottles of champagne and half a pizza later, I'm crying myself to tears watching The Nanny. Happy finals week.
i don't think they understood the house was collapsing. they kept dancing and jumping and asking for more cups.
be proud. or at least amused. an 18 yr old and a 25 yr old at least makes my average hookup age this week the same as my age.
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Just follow the currents of life. And if they take me on to a guys dick, so be it.
There's only two more days left to say you saw me naked this year.....I'll bring the booze, you got all of next year to rationalize why.
I'm to the point where I just want to get back at him in a hot man sex tornado way.
I just don't think it's that outlandish to ask that I don't get messages from my husband at 8:30pm on a Wednesday telling me he peed on our cat
Looks like a sea otter shaved my vagina. Keep an eye out for me this weekend, no one can see this.
I need to get laid. Right now that freshman frat pledge & my Econ professor are the leading candidates
That’s quite a spread
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