That's intense
Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
his mom found me in the closet hiding and the only thing i could think of was to sit there and wave.
hey dude come in here and see how much of my beard i can put in my mouth!
At least now when I say "never again" the likelihood is that it won't actually happen again the next weekend...that my friend is called growth
I am seriously thinking about wearing a blanket as a cape. So when I pass out tonight the blanket might keep me warm.
Noo.... Like in the attic of a crack house with nitrous and fat chicks weird....
Find me a cup with a lid so I can illegally drink in your car. I'll be there in bout 10 minutes.
He balanced a treat on his nose, and then he rolled me a joint. My bf is the best pet ever.
Pretty sure I was impersonating Rihanna when I kept asking him what my name was while we were making out
Some crack addled fool from the sketch ass motel behind the restaurant just gave me a flyer for an AA group when I was on my smoke break. I don't do mornings
Can I just text her like "yo sorry I fucked your boyfriend, let's go get sushi" or like nah
I have bruises all over my legs. Did I hit a car with my bike last night?
Either my apartment is haunted or I'm far more drunk than I thought
HIGH AS FUCK. JUST WATCHED THE TRIPPIEST VIDEO EVER. IM NOT SCARED OF PANDAS. I GOTTA GO. TRIPPIN AGAIN
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