i woke up in his bed, he had my shirt on
and high school musical 3 was playing on his lap top
id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
I give him blow jobs while he watches sports.. how am I not his gf yet??
the table of underagers at this wedding were seated 10ft from the open bar. currently 30 open containers on the table for 5 people. dinner hasn't even been served yet.
This place doesnt have redbull or serve shots. Its like they are at war with fun.
How sober do you have to be to donate blood?
Can I have my ID back now or are you using it to crossdress again?
by the way- Brandy out of a doggy bowl was AMAZING
If sitting in the car passing a flask back and forth because the bar we go to is having some power issues on Christmas eve isn't Christmas spirit, then I don't know is.
I wore water proof eyeliner just incase the first picture of me of 2012 is a mugshot
Tried to make out with a statue, turns out it was a person.
wait no I wore my bra home that morning. I stole someone's bra last night?
I was told I sang Taylor Swift's entire discography in between violent bursts of green vomit before falling asleep in the bath tub
A big thanks to that bride-to-be, Her fiance and his loaded friends will forever hold a place in my heart for the generous tequila body shots on the couch at Henry's.
I just got home and spray-tanned my boyfriend. That's the side of relationships they don't tell you about...
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