So I have exactly 420 dollars saved up in tips from the past week. I win, and I take that as a sign from god that I am allowed to use that money to buy drugs.
I have big tits. Rules don't apply to me.
I have left a significant number of teethmarks in my prhone. My mouth tastes like tequila and cheddar. Tomorrow already feels fun.
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
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I hope your lack of response means you're banging, not talking about her purity ring.
This is your typical drubkba Amy test. Shout out to jisus for auto correct
I just wanna lay in my bed all bundled up as have someone feed me lettuce
I thought you were single?
I am. But thats cuz no one wants to marry shame and regret doused in tequila. But thanks for reminding me ya dick.
He was president of his frat and had a clap on disco ball in his room... or course I slept with him
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He was my shower sex Sherpa last night. And we both made it safely up the mountain.
The upside of a losing football weekend is that there are more sad frat boys willing to let loose their inner gay man.
You are a special snowflake. A special snowflake I wouldn't mind rough sex with
Let's knock shit down like godzilla and have intense sex in the rubble
I'm high. ignore me
Alcohol. Making me feel good about myself since 2008
My body isnt used to all this fresh air, sun and booze....ok well maybe just the fresh air and sun...its used to the booze.
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