so I ended up banging her last night
dude I remember her. You sure it was a her?
i don't even remember
Ironically her ferret's toys look like her sex toys.....this is a whole new level of kinky for me
We'll both be dead in approximately 72-96 hours, with you bringing your liver out of retirement again, Favre.
Now he's lighting his socks on fire
What do you think it is?
It's a boy. I know it. She always manages to have a cock inside her somehow.
Idea for the cake. Joints for candles. Do it.
can i text him and be like "oh yeah, forgot i kinda made out with a girl this weekend. For future reference, does this count as cheating?" ?
Came so hard my ears popped. This lovely piece of news and pissin in my driveway brought to you by rum
Got a minor my first day of college from the bike police. I'm gonna like it here
She had an asthma attack and had to stop but insisted on getting me off. It's official she's the one
Blacked-in to me, shirtless, giving myself finger guns in the mirror and rapping "stacks in the club stacks stacks in the club."
I'm not sure why, but my salad smells like a Big Mac. Or maybe that's just the smell of yesterday's, seeping through my skin.
I swear to god if you settle for a trump supporting packers fan, I will not acknowledge your children. You're better than that.
just licked the cheese off a burger. that high.
-367$ and a torn scrotum.. Panama wins
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