Porn is love you can see.
He quoted an N'sync song to confess his attraction to me. Needless to say, I had sex with him.
The walk of shame is slightly more complicated when you wake up in the wrong country...
the semester is winding down: time to procrastinate by googling cheap keg options
Did you write "I hope this gives you aids" on my box of capn crunch?
If you come, call before you come in. I'm tanning my balls. Enjoy that visual.
She Kept going around and squirting jello shots into guys mouths. That was her ice breaker.
I just had a 30 minute conversation about hummingbirds. That high.
I miss high conversations.
Swinging. Is. Amazing.
I'm currently making some changes in my life. If you don't hear from me anymore, then you're probably one of them. Or I'm dead.
You can jump from the roof to the pool. Trust me. I have done this before.
It may not have seemed like it to you, but I was very sad that I was cheating on my GF with you. I was crying on the INSIDE.
I'm trying to be celibate. I'm having me time. I'm eating cake.
Yeah,I'm just gonna keep fucking other guys til this idiot figures out he loves me.
If you find me in the bathroom in a fetal position, licking frozen bacon .. I might have Drank a little too much.
She acted like falling "up" the stairs was a fucking physics phenomenon. I call that Tuesday nights.
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