Also, just saw a homeless man answer a phone call on a blackberry...
I have no recollection of sleep choking you
Btw...pregnancy boobs are amazing. I don't recommend pregnancy in general but the boobs are good.
will barter weed for kareoke machine...
Just made a PowerPoint called "Reasons Why You Should Fuck Me" at his request. The sad thing is we've had sex before...
I enjoy it and I rock at it. I wish there were a respectable way to make giving blow jobs a career.
Pants off. Spirits lifted.
I'm wearing a dinosaur hat bikini cone bra over my shirt. So good things are happening
Just bought weed from the ice cream man. The kid in front of me got a tootie fruitie.
I could not handle jail. And my very angry parents.
No I kepy moaning and just called out a name to make them believe I was actually having sex instead of masturbating.
I'm high on the exercise bike at the gym. I feel like Lance Armstrong
i woke up with blood and cuts on my face and i don't remember anything after winning four games of beer pong in a row last night. and i'm still drunk.
you are a true champion. bear my children.
OMG WE ARE UP TO THREE MINORS WORKING HERE. I AM NOT READY FOR THIS MID LIFE CRISIS.
You took the glass microwave plate and said it was the closest thing to a frisbee, let me know how that works out for you
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