i had a dream last night that you and i organized a foursome. swear to god
ps i'll be in miami in early july. this text has no relation to the last one
just had to take a 4 hour nap to write a one page paper. its obviously the week after winter break.
Hey, 'thunder cock' as proud as I am for you getting laid, could you put a muzzle on her? I have to be up at 5, thanks.
She walked in on her brother jacking off and she hasn't been the same since. She's been crying and shaking non-stop. It's been two weeks.
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I just fucked her in her boyfriends bathroom... he was in the room sleeping.
Sidenote: do you recall your "give me the d" chant
Just saw a couple chasing each other on lawn mowers. Oh South Knoxville.
It is not if she takes a guy home Karaoke night. It is how many.
Can't decide if this guy is hot or if I'm just bored.
Sex is clearly the solution either way.
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she hacked my macbook and downloaded an illegal version of the original pokemon red, completely nude in my computer chair. there were several levels of hornyness existing all at once
I don't want sex or anything I just really need someone to appreciate how shiny my hair is
I just fell down my stairs, guess that's how my sunday is gonna go
Just tried to do a line with a snorkel I cut off... that is how my Aruba trip is going!
Your boyfriend being in jail is really helping my social life! #GotASingleDrinkingBuddyAgain
Listen I don't care what it's called as long as it's drugs
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