I just smoked a bowl while riding a horse. This has been a productive vacation.
We're exchanging pot brownie recipes in my substance abuse class. This is going to be an awesome 7 weeks.
They just yellow carded someone for spilling a drink because it was a party foul. Love germans.
Just saw a woman in a hospital gown with a Steelers jersey on top smoking a cigarette while hooked up to an IV outside of the hospital. I love Pittsburgh.
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..and it was like all of a sudden I could hear the sounds my brain was making
Hooked up with an Aussie chick last night only an Indonesian chick away from completing my lap around the pacific rim
"Shots" of grape juice. I fucking hate Utah soooo fucking much.
I need a burrito and a hug.
Right. Will do. I'll call you if I need a ride. (that is a double meaning, go with it.)
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I think I will always strangely appreciate as well as kick ass at stoned dishes. Like for the rest of my life. Thank you slave job at Starbucks.
There comes a point, as I lay on the floor of the work disabled toilets contemplating catching 10 minutes sleep between chunders, that I wonder if its really worth it
Is it weird that my ex and the dude I'm talking to now both only have one testicle? Apparently I've found my type..
I'm a grown ass woman, I need to get fucked
Where does drinking Flat, warm beer from two days ago rank of the No Fucks Given scale?
I'm alone, 3 beers in, and cutting tshirts into belly tops.
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