i dont know whats so great about being respectable.
I can't believe he cheated
Whatever. Anytime she has an orgasm, it's because I taught him how
and i looked up. we had an audience...
Nicole wore just a belt and her pedometer and hopped on top of me last night. She "walked" 822 steps before we finished.
New charity walk idea!
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Your braces fetish is going to end up biting you in the dick.
I just saw a van full of amish parents and their kids. Those cheating mother fuckers!
Well, find something you can use as a snorkel and be aware of your surroundings.
fun fact #6 about tuesday nights: giving head with two 40s taped to your hands is not as easy as you would think
I spent part of my valentines extracting candy hearts from a woman's vagina. The entire time I was thinking "this job pays for my Mercedes. This job pays for my Mercedes. This job pays for my Mercedes."
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How do you respond to a booty call from yesterday?
Took three klonopin and turned all my jeans into jorts. I miss you
We got a lap dance! I touched a boob!
Be safe. If you have intercourse with a boy use so many condoms this his penis is no longer recognizable.
And he put my hair in my clip while i blew him...and he did a good job
i woke up this morning wearing my pants as a scarf and my shirt as a daiper, my boyfriends contact name in my phone is "human sacrifice" and yours is "i like eggs"....can someone please tell me what happened last night
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