mom and grandma are in town. grandma wants to get drunk with you
I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
i have yet to find a random guy that would make me want to do any position besides missionary, these are what normal people call "applying standards"
Why does lindsey know I was naked in the kitchen?
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Yeudjkisdjxbfceryuj. i love having a qwerty keyboard just so i can do that.
Dancing like a fucking crazy person to jai ho with a snow ball in her hand. Snow days make her go nuts.
i guess i called my mom last night. she wasnt nearly as impressed with what we did in the bathroom as i was
I took it to a new level. I'm procrastinating taking my adderall. Hate finals week.
Valium party in the driveway. Attendance: 1. Don't make me do this alone.
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I've realized that my life is in no way structured to be compatible with monogamy. I'm not adjusting to this well.
Apparently she ran into the Emergency Room declaring "ROOM, PLEASE" as if she were checking herself into Holiday Inn.
I'm ordering a large vanilla ice cream with rainbow sprinkles so when I vom tonight it will look like lisa frank dolphins in acid trip colors
Finally smoked with my brothers, I feel like I just won gold at the Best Older Brother Ever Olympics
The last two times I had sex with him I forgot who it was half way through
The smoothie place is closed, but the liquor store is open and wine is kinda like a smoothie.
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