he was dropping me off and i told him i had to go to the bathroom and i leaned into kiss him and he asked how i went to the bathroom with a tampon up there... he was amazed that their was a third hole...and wanted me to show him where it was
Just topless shotgunned a bud light alone. I am about to peer mentor the shit out of these freshmen.
I returned her cell phone that I found in the bathroom, I felt the stretcher and the ambulance was enough of a learning experience.
So, I found out he was eating a jolly rancher while eating me out.. Hence the yeast infection.
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unfortunetly they frown upon drunk on duty paramedics
There's not an emojicons for I think I ripped my asshole and want to die.
Someone at all my grapes... if it was you or one of your hoodrat friends I swear to god I'll shit in your shampoo
I know you're on vacation but you should know I just walk of shamed through a hotel lobby while leaving a threesome on Friday the 13th. Fuck superstition, I win.
WHO INVENTED HANGOVERS WHERE ARE MY CLOTHES
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I shame-fucked to Hotel California, don't tell me about priorities.
I would do everything over again, except the fireball.
We could have mediocre awkward sex or mediocre stunted/awkward/uncomfortable banter. The possilities are relatively finite
I swear to fucking god if he takes away netflix I will have no problem sending his gf our sex videos
Your penis is the destroyer of worlds.
we've never stayed at a party for more than an hour. we always end up at a pizzaria. by ourselves. with no friends.
what else are best friends for?