sorry about last night, I don't know what happened but I woke up this morning and looked strikingly similar to courtney love, it had to be bad.
I am currently eating pure cake frosting...I am not sure how I was ever referred to as a responsible adult.
she named each of the players on the last ten madden covers in order and then shotgunned 2 beers...if she doesnt have a penis im in love
She keeps referring to it as an "us" Either she is seriously mistaken on what fuck buddies are or she learned another meaning of the word "us"
Guy Accidentally Starts A Group Chat With All The Girls He’s Talking To And Gets Absolutely Roasted
Now he's lighting his socks on fire
what part of what i said meant "bring a bowl"
"bouncy castle"
Well the "Blackout with your sack out" party turned out predictably.
Things I just found under my covers: protein bar, string cheese, vibrator.
Lesson learned. Kayak oars are not golf clubs....check
The Internet Is Obsessed With This Stripper Who Dropped It Low Just To Eat A Slice Of Pizza
Seriously, this trumpet player gives me chills. Might be the drugs.
Something like that. Healthy diet of beer, ranch sunflower seeds and sex keeps me young.
I got back and Katie was asleep holding a burrito. I woke her up and she ate it and passed back out.
Go forth my friend, but don't do any of that fruitful and multiplying shit.
You had to dry your pants with the hand dryer in the bathroom because you "forgot to take it out."
WE ARE DOOMED.
And not the good kind of doomed. Assuming there is one.
it isn't the robot apocalypse that's for sure
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