I love my penis, it thinks for me sometimes
No, I stopped taking my meds because I like crazy me better
Your lack of great college experience of margaritas and foam parties scares me
No, I don't just love you because you have big boobs. I just wouldn't visit as often.
Mm. I just want to eat pancakes off of his fine ass.
Hurry there's four guys dressed up as a bachelorette party, one has a condom veil and the rest are selling candy bouquets and asking if anyone wants to get laid for $5
That accounts for only three of the penises
Ask her if it hurt when she broke through earths crust as she ascended from hell
I just dried my bra with your hair straightener because the drier is broken again.
seriously the second he called my tits warlocks was the second I knew I wasn't going to fuck him.
Don't worry, I'm taking the best gay radar in the World, my sister's boobs. All guy who is not looking at them, it's fair play for us.
McDonald's and a car nap. I feel kinda human
Hypothetically speaking of course, is it bad if a cat eats lube?
im ready to get drunk and forget everything ive learned this semester
No I got a fucking mosquito bite on my vagina. Summer is off to a bumpy start.
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