That's intense
I boned her and wore a Freddy mask once. It was pretty lol
Just kissed her with a dip in my mouth... She was either too drunk to notice or too cool to care
Is it weird if I ask my drug dealer to prom? Be honest.
So the bartender just told me that there was numerous people who saw me having sex on the rooftop last weekend. +1
you called her butter tits and then threw up in your cup. i dont know if theres any way to come back from that
I've decided to be proactive and make a sex playlist on my phone to avoid any awkward moments in my upcoming slutty summer
Thank God I didn't lose my virginity to that asshole. That woulda been like winnin a raffle ticket for a free bag of dog shit. But with like a really pretty bag. A pretty bag full of dog shit.
I remember him going "OH SHIT" when he saw you straddling me on the table. And it was like the best feeling ever.
So I have to borrow my moms car tomorrow to go pick up my ID from the strip club so I can board my plane tomorrow
I'm sitting at dinner with my family looking over sexts. The thirst is far too real. They're talking about retail and I'm like haha, yes, you are all correct.
Lesson learned:nothing good comes from an at home wax kit.
After round two, I told him he deserves an award. He bowed and did a princess wave WHILE his dick was still inside me.
I saw the president of my women in business club at the bar last night...I was gonna thank her for teaching me the business skills to create my own fake to get in... then i decided not
What? I'll do just about anything if you give me a sticker.
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