Just wanted to let you know that if you need my services as a male dancer for his birthday, let me kno so I can clear my schedule
my sex list reads like a who's who of mcdonald's general managers
no i decided against it. savin my coke binge for finals week.
On the bright side I still get a $20 referral bonus at the plasma center even though he passed out during donation because he was so high.
Note to self glow in the dark nail polish can be quite the mood killer during sex especially when you notice its working for the first time and you stop everything your doing to do spirit fingers
Now you know for the next time you go in the basement to wear a helmet
I do wanna see you. And we can just lay here and watch a movie and listen to me cry.
You told me to remind you that the bruise on your ass is from when you danced on the table at Ziggy's, saw a cop and tried to 'fly away'.
Found out people don't like it when you get drunk at fundraising auctions and bid in foreign currencies.
I creeped him on fb. I'm about 90% sure I just blew him in the same tux he wore for his wedding..
Meeting him up for him to pay half of the Plan B was awkward but worth it cause I'm broke as fuck
You thought the flashing lights were strobe lights when they were loading you into the ambulance. You asked the EMT if he had any X.
Can you explain to me why I showed my boobs to the firemen to get free beer?
Dude on the shuttle bus eating a Butterfinger and watch porn on his phone and doesn’t give a fuck who knows
We need to get on his level
I have a lot of money, and no morals. shots on you when you get here.
Randomize
