Dude she looked like Jerry Garcia's knuckles
i just got a fart via voicenote. blackberry has officially changed history.
Ever have a poop and think... that has no business coming out of a human? Like it looks like a sick dog's or a ferral animal's?
We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
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But I thought everyone had breakup sex?
I think we should roll her a welcome back, sorry your godmom's on life support blunt.
i also took my stockings off in the bathroom and blew my nose with them in the cab ride home. james was appalled
We're high and this subject came up and I'd like a female opinion: if you were a dude, what would you do if a girl tried to give you a foot job?
Only I could host a baby shower where the cops get called.
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He was hammered and shot his pistol into the lawn. Next thing I know sheriffs are at our house with M4s. He likes to party
Wow has his pick up routine ever gotten bad. He is trying to use cheese as a way to flirt with the waitress
Oh man, he played the Harvarti cheese card and it didn't work. Now he is flailing
I think Jabba the Hut is dying in the stall next to me.
Try to fuck my roomie AND steal my slippers: you are no longer my favorite cousin.
You fell asleep while I was sucking your dick
Like sorry your dick won’t suck itself?
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