hahahahahahhahahahaha. 26, Dominican, has a funny accent, thinks I'm hot. Tots boning.
If I die today, promise to let the world know I partied.... oh god did I party
no really all good couples have similar hair colors!
i will see naked twins by the end of the night. that's all i know
Wierdest expirience of my life this girl literally just knocked on my door at 140am to blow me in the shower. Idk what im doing but im doing it right
I had some like war flashbacks of giving someone a handjob and i was trying to figure out who it was.
uh, 3 redbulls and 400mg of caffeine pills and i still feel like life is in slowmotion..lets not take tranquilizers again.
I remember doing shots of gin, then I have this strange memory of us making out in the womens room at waffle house.
I regret none of it.
He visits one Denver strip club and now hes moving there
Yea no bueno and I only brought enough weed to last one night. And it was no Hanukah nug, it didn't last 8 days.
Planning a foam party. Swimsuits are mandatory, and please no granny suits. If you wear a granny suit I will stick you in the corner and put a cone hat on your head.
facebook is just a cold reminder of all the times other bitches won my hookups
You HAVE to stop telling me about the shit you do drunk. I can't be both your brother AND your gay friend.
Who's the captain of your team? Captain Morgan as usual?
And me
If I could go one week without being called a maneater or a spanish trolip that would be great.
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