I didn't shave. On purpose
You're so easy to please, it's adorable. Like an alcoholic puppy.
He walked in and put an x made out of tape on the floor. He then announced that he was going to pass out there. Cocky or strategic?
We agreed to not shave eyebrows when someone is passed out. douchebag.
Wella between the drunkards, the inevitable slutty costumes, and someone doing a BODY SHOT OFF A PREGNANT GIRL, i lost my halloween spirit. Bah humbug.
Is 10 pm too early to booty call a freshman?
So was I the only one that was competing in the whale hunt?
2nd year in a row being a arrested before school starts...tradition at its finest
Thanks for letting me in last night. I was drunkenly sleepwalking.
Just broke my collar bone. May not make it to the party.
I have seriously seen way too may DIY cut off jean booty shorts and half shirts on fat girls this summer. Fuck you Pinterest.
She had pubes that could make an episode of Duck Dynasty. Fear the Vag Beard
the kid next to me in math class is drawing gay porn. it's good, but that is beside the point
LET ME HAVE MY JUDGMENT OF OTHER PEOPLE
I think I just sharted jello shots
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