WHO ATE OUR COOKIES WHAT THE FUCK THOSE WERE GOURMET
i got a mint flavored condom from wellness day...im kind of tempted to taste it
At dinner I grabbed his hand and he screamed "mom she just grabbed my penis" the proceeded to shove my hand down his pants! Hello Mr.Dick!
Oh no it's bring yor chld to work day...I'm too drunk for this
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He drew a face on his balls with a sharpie. It was like giving head to a unicorn.
You threw an open can of pop at me while I was lying on the floor babbling and drooling about how I need to be alone forever, me and my leaking face.
I have a very hazy flashback of me making out with a guy in a seashell bra??! Can you confirm or deny
our friendships a beautiful delicate flower...that has been crushed by peni
I mean, how am I going to build a relationship on trust if he finds out I roofied him?
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Your skill with memes is vaguely frightening
Having to do the walk of shame on crutches was defiently a first for me. cheers to the governor, klove
So, random question. How much should you tip a Lyft driver when you realized you've fucked his sister? Asking for a friend.
I have a weird question... did you bite my back last night?
Right before he dumped me... he got a really ugly pair of pants. They were twill pants. A pinkish color. When I'm sad... I picture him in them. It makes me smile.
Convinced if I was being murdered in my house no one would come and save me. If no one heard my 10000000 orgasms last night, there is no hope.
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