Kanye's agent is the only person whose job sucks worse than mine.
You don't know the meaning of what the fuck until you wake up naked and alone in someone's bed staring at a dead squirrel on their dresser.
She just got in car wreck. Wreck sex is better than break up sex
Dude i'm seriously thinking about his nipples.
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He probably smells like baby powder and sexual identity crisis.
I just blew my weed a kiss
I can feel my pain tolerance has shot up right along with my libido
His grandpa picked him up. Brought him to the house. And made him clean the puke off the driveway with a broom and a bucket of water.
Like I actually don't feel all that great but the fact that I'm not projectile vomiting at work makes life seem so magical
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Seriously, though. As long as it's attached to you and is not a vagina, I will not be disappointed.
Dude she's from Moscow. I feel like I'm cheating on America.
Honestly no idea how dad figured out i did all that gay porn unless he was looking at gay porn.
was i wearing any clothes at that point?
socks and a thong
I just named someones junk. I should not be allowed to talk to people.
I'm so gassy and it's your fault.
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