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Grossest hangover story of 09: Puked in the bathtub. I was in it.
She's mad at me cuz I told her having a fuck buddy was too much commitment.
Puking in one of the stalls, a guy ran in and started puking in the other stall... In between heaves we told each other our names; i found out that it was my old best friend that moved away in the 8th grade
A very small part of me wants you to appreciate me for more than just my breasts. But the rest of me is breasts.
He's covered in dirt and enchiladas. We're going drinking now.
did i try to light ur hair on fire with a sparkler at the club saturday?
Close. The correct answer is shitting in a public toilet. We also would have accepted the pit of despair.
If by "Are you high?" u mean "Did you just pass out at Genghis Grill walking to your table and falceplant?" the answer is yes.
Cool. Some 22 year old kids gave me a ride home from the bar last night. In related news, I made out with a 22yr old last night. He was adorable
He's pretending to be my boyfriend so that my family won't bother us when we sneak off to smoke weed
Thanks for reminding me of all the hookups my brain has been trying to suppress...
That's what friends are foooooooor!
Roomies told me I showed up to my house alone with no pants on and burrs in my hair... I live in the middle of the city
I'm actually glad the whole thing's over now. It's exhausting to fake a pregnancy.
Imagine not having to fake it.
Yeah, I should never have kids, probably.
No I'm not high but I did cry for over an hour tonight because I realized that they never made a sequel to "Under the Tuscan Sun" with Diane Lane.
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