PS Can you transmit a UTI to a sexual partner? I tried to ask, but the doctor just told me to abstain (sup Bristol) for my own good w/o answering
please take me off your list of people to text when you don't want to drink by yourself.
I really hope he dies in a tragic kegstand mishap
Her boyfriend only talks to me because I know her period schedule
come over after work tomorrow, liz and i will make all of your wildest dreams come true. so long as your wildest dreams involve drinking champagne at my house with two girls who won't have sex with you.
It's 2:30 on a Friday afternoon. It's snowing and must be about 20 degrees outside. I'm sitting in this class with 300 people using up every ounce of energy and willpower not to puke all over the girl in front of me. This has got to stop.
No, the responsible one does not yell out "lets go to iHop" at 5 in the morning to a bunch of drunk people with munchies.
But is that really the name you want to scream out during climax?
We were coming but I found wine on my way out the door.
Nipple rings and loofahs DO NOT mix.
The pee I just pissed was about 7% better than the one at your house. But both are pretty far up there.
Taking dicks and breaking hearts, no better life
I got in an argument over whether or not I'm a slut. I argued yes.
He says the sweetest things but also that he wants to choke me when we fuck so it's kinda perfect.
I love you so much and not just because your dick is perfect
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