And, I saw Emily's panties. How? She doesn't sit like a lady.
THAT'LL be a good time.
and i don't know why my phone always capitalizes that word.
Im forcing mysellf to pee so i can fit more margaritas in me...
we just ordered 30 dollars worth of french fries...whats wrong with us?
she has double-d's AND she knows what level Pidgeot evolves. don't tell me she's not a keeper
MORE IMPORTANTLY I THINK I JUST WATCHED SOMEONE GET SO LONELY AS TO TURN BISEXUAL??
Dude. That Grinch had his priorities right when he was worried that there might be a cash bar at that town celebration.
I just hit your bf in the face with a mustard bottle and the guy at the table next to us bowed down to me.
I guess that means I was blowing a nerd last week.
And loving it.
he's a ginger AND was born with 2 holes in his penis. sleeping with a rare species & I LOVE THE THRILL
See, remember when you wanted to get an Ashley Madison account and I told you not to and you hated me? You. Are. Welcome.
I don't really want to explain what i mean by this so just answer yes or no. are 5 cows enough?
I'm going to tell you something and I want no judgement because it's america day and I'm wearing an American flag bathing suit but...I woke up in a yard.
You know you're out of shape when you're sore after masturbating.
I'm a teacher who's always telling kids about the importance of due diligence, yet I'm eating an avocado out of a coffee filter because I'm too lazy to wash dishes
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