Yesterday I was informed there is a jewish dating website called jdate, I'm considering joining out of academic curiosity
That's what you get for not wearing a bra and jumping on a trampoline
he made me have a moment of silence for the half of my ice cream cone i threw away.
I don't think I can handle being a slut. There is a lot more emotional stress that I never realized.
We hung out in the bathroom the whole time and talked about sex and watched some girl pee. If you don't believe I was there, check the bathtub for bread crust.
There are work activities and non work activities and dunking my head in a bucket of ice water pulling it out and shotguning a beer is certainly not a work activity
Well then. It seems like we have a Mexican standoff of genitals
I feel like I just gave a blowjob to a freight train.
I told her that I was going up to my room to lay in front of a fan without pants on, watching Avengers and she still wanted to get with me. I have to marry her.
We didn't want to make a pit stop so I just helped my husband pee in a bottle. No one told me this was part of love.
When Pony by ginuwine plays I pretty much just grind on the nearest penis.
You stared at a Swedish dude for like 5 minutes then asked him "shouldn't you be yelling at dragons"
Good morning 7am walk of shame. It's been awhile.
Yeah I knew you'd like him. He's emotionally and physically self destructive.
We would have so much to talk about!
Let the record show that I hate your ass.
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