he legitimately fell asleep standing up at the club. everyone was impressed
At the pride parade. It's not even noon and I'm drunk as shit... for equality of course
right before he passed out he said "take care of your tender spirit"
When did it seem like a good idea to do pull ups off the balcony? After beer 5 or shot 7?
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I'd be careful with that one, she got 86'd from the family dollar while SOBER.
P.S. I just made up pleasure scepter for the purpose of that last message.
I knew you were blacked out when you started refusing beer.
I texted him 3 days ago he said he was pre gaming for the Super Bowl today he just text" gtomajg kaka hee 48!!!"
We just don't discuss our relationships. It's pretty much like we're single no matter what to each other. And I'm okay with that. ¯\\(ツ)/¯
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I threw a dessert topping at a baby tonight so drink up! If you stay sober tonight I will be very disappointed in you.
I last recall trying to play piano and asking justin for drugs. I would like to think I then gracefully laid down on the couch and shut my eyes like a sleeping kitten.
Is it normal, that tacos make me horny?
His cat just sat there and simultaneously bobbed his head up and down while I blew him
Interesting, I was always told to run away from crazy, but you seem to think we should run towards them dick first.
... why is there baby oil , black socks and frozen hot dogs in the sink this morning ?
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