so he came on my face and then proceeded to say "that was just how i imagined it would happen"
where do you find these guys?
he looks like a really good dad on facebook
Well if I fail my finals for being drunk on Cinco De Mayo there is always next year to graduate.
You said that last year...
You love him. Dinosaurs. Math. Sex.
he literaly had a hockey helmet on and was swan diving off the couch onto the coffee table.
the only way to explain how i feel is someone rolled me down a big fucking hill and then a dog came a took a huge ruthless shit in my mouth at the bottom
They should have to wear some identification that warns you to stay away. Like one of those cones dogs wear to keep them from biting stitches. CONE OF SHAME.
Just got walked in on while fucking in the lounge in the performing arts building. The janitors gave us five minutes to leave and applauded our exit
Lol i have proven this trip that I can meet a chick and fuck her within 72 hours no matter where she lives
Goddamn you thin people LEAVE FOOD FOR THE BIGGER DRUNKARDS WHO NEED IT
I'm taking a dab in mourning of how long its been since I smoked with you guys.
He's a doctor now.. hope he can cure his small dick
We watched X-Files, ate pizza, and he played with my butt. It was a pretty standard Monday.
Just because I'm sleeping with him doesn't mean I'm in love with him, it means that I want to have sex with someone who isn't a serial killer.
There are twenty eight units in that building. There has to be at least one heterosexual in it. You can't have fucked your way through all of it.
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