I'm watching harry potter...good thing I already know I'm gay
I've come to the conclusion that as a grad student I would much rather prefer to get laid then get drunk
I think you know full well that a few years ago my stance was the polar opposite
Spotted: jayne dropping her cigarettes in a puddle...then picking them back up and putting them in her pocket. If i ever get that desperate, stop talking to me
It's just like soggy cereal, but cancerous
Just passed an anti-circumcision dude with a sign. Handing-out-bibles guy has been officially one-upped.
found a naked boy completely buried under a pile of her clothes and terrified...she says she was "saving him for later"
Were you really trying to feed me potato chips while I was sitting on the toilet?
I need a gatorade, my back cracked, my crimper, my shot glass, a sock of rice and an explanation.
You did this to yourself.
Its not like i paid for sex. She was stuck there, we simply exchanged rides.
I just took the cheapest shot in your honor
I was walking out the front door and heard his roomate say "It looks like you need a chiropractor." I think my work here is done.
You can't just walk around stealing hats from drunk boys and peeing in bathtubs. Turn down.
MY TITS ARE PERFECTLY CALM.
I'm in his bed. I got up to puke. Im one eyeing it eating a hot dog bun. Wtf. This is my life
You're breaking my sexual little heart
Well that's very sweet of you. I have a strange feeling you're going to regret this when you sober up.
NO REGRETS FUCK DA POLICE
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