If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
woke up in a shopping cart using a keystone box as a blanket. how was your night?
just so you know, the uglier twin gives better bjs..don't be deceived
Its like the long john silvers of colleges, I wouldnt even go there to use the bathroom
as it turns out, there is no "i was in the pool" excuse for adderall-induced shrinkage.
Hes still mad that I left the room mid-hookup to go get a pickle from the fridge.
Finally another gay clarinet player. They're surprisingly rare.
dude i'm so hungover my hair hurts
You said dick pics aren't attractive
Random ones, from strangers, no. But a beautiful penis I know and love, absolutely :3
Step 1: chug a red bull vodka with no ice Step 2: chase that with a shot of wild turkey Step 3: chase that with a shot of tequila
Step 4: your drunk
the amount I squirted last night was insane. Im glad i ignored tlc's advice, i went chasing waterfalls and loved every god damn minute of it.
all I know is this drummer better stop eye fucking me while he plays cowbell. it is way too early for that.
I just had sex on my divorce papers. I've never felt so poetic.
Only I would get an underage 24 hours before turning 21.
My freshman suitemate just walked into the kitchen to find my fuck buddy making chicken enchiladas without me anywhere to be found. Awkward or awesome?
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