Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
her nose should be used as a dorsal fin
yeah. pants. i need to put pants on. i didn't do that last night. big mistake
Do you ever just KNOW it's gonna be a good day? I mean, like in a "just found a Vicodin in the bottom of your purse" kinda way?
Just lit a joint with steel wool and a 9 volt battery... thank you 3rd grade science class
we literally spent four hours convincing you that all 5 of your toes were there. no more everclear on a tuesday.
Maybe someone other than the mad hatter should have gone with him to the ER
Is it bad that I'm tracking my period with Instagram pictures?
Who's the easier target... Bandages on the knees, tramp stamp, or bra showing? Not in the mood to work for it tonight.
Men are too sensitive. They need to learn to handle me.
well you did quote socrates while playing beer pong and then proceeded to fall down
I'm fairly sure I accidentally saw my dad naked last night
TSA found the edibles
Fuck
Oh my god he just. Swiped them for explosives and handed them back to me
God bless California
So learned a new trick last night.... Taking body shots from my own tits... Mom would be so proud
I'd send you a picture as proof but I want to marry him some day and that would be a deal breaker.
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