We got a party bus for the nite. I found out the hard way why stripper poles are meant for girls.
Just bonged a beer from a vuvuzela...this place is only doing good for me
Woke up with pink eye in both my eyes. That's how the threesome went
Idea for the cake. Joints for candles. Do it.
I can't tell you details but at one point I had her pee strapped to my back in a ziploc
Bring condoms and burritos. The rest will fall into place
He went snooping and now he's all intimidated by my super amazing box of sexy time toys.
Please stop calling it that.
I woke up in his bed wearing nothing but a penn state hat. We are....
I just Miyagied my roommate through her first set of tit pics. Her fuck buddy owes me.
I've never been so tempted to check my phone during sex in my life.
And now to play every stoner's favorite game: Where the Fuck Did We Park the Car?! Disneyland Edition!
Apparently I blamed my BAC on the Saint Louis Cardinals...how is that not a valid excuse?!
Blacked out and Irish exited last night. At dinner. On a Sunday.
There's a little game I've come up with since the mess of a party I had; it's called "tinsel or condom wrapper? (or: what's that on the floor?)"
She’s 47 and wants me to fuck her on her mom’s hospital bed
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