at a bonfire and someone threw a plastic cup in the fire. everyone immediately stopped what they were doing to yell collectively at him about what he was doing to the environment, then went back to drinking
only in oregon
I'm deleting all the photos of dicks off my phone. This relationship could be serious
I was masturbating in my bed this morning when my ipod alarm went off and it started playing "show me the meaning of being lonely"
Its Nebraska, I'm sure im not the first person to wake up hungover in a corn field.
Apparently I'm the last girl he had sex with. That was over a month ago. If he can go that long without sex then he's clearly not the guy for me
he attacked my vagina with the force of a thousand suns
Did you really get up in the middle of a tattoo to go get Taco Bell?
I'm coming right back.
You don't know how much I love you. You could play Careless Whisper while we have sex and I'd still love you
He sat next to me, put his arm around me, yelled at his girlfriend that he was breaking up with her, and told me I'm his little pet for the night.
Do you rver get that feeling like their are poprocks filling ur boday?
drunk and crying about Shakespeare- how's your night?
I did stay at work til 5 but for the last hour I was just taking naked pics on my desk for some tinder guy
i don't know when underwear became an acceptable clothing choice for parties, but god help me i hope this isn't a passing trend.
There's a lady rapping at me about making healthy food choices. She lives in a refrigerator. This is not okay with me
i woke up half naked on someone's pool lounge chair in a house that i don't know, with someone's phone number scrawled on my stomach. why do i hang out with you again??
You just listed two reasons.
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