Of course we end up in a gay bar... And I have to tell you there are some hot dudes here, should I pass around your Facebook?
Writing a book: The Evolution of the Douche Bag: From Popped Collars to Ed Hardy Shirts. Doing research now.
Make sure you include chapters on white sunglasses, spray tans, and toxic amounts of hair gel.
my dad is going to jail this weekend
where are we going to get our weed from?
oh hey summer self, welcome to endless thirsty thursdays and walks of shame.
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Blowjobs in the shower are a lot like blowjobs not in the shower. Awesome.
For future reference, the words 'big' and 'problem' should be used sparingly with a person whom you have recently had copious amounts of unprotected sex
Her fucking playlist had randy newman on it. It was like woody was watching the whole time.
only thing in my fruit bowl is 4 champagne corks and a jenga piece . Tuesday.
I think my ph in my vagina is actually off from the lack of sex I've had this break compared to finals week.
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Once he bit me I drew the fucking line.
Just an fyi, you also tried to wrangle a peacock last night.
I'm going to tell you something and I want no judgement because it's america day and I'm wearing an American flag bathing suit but...I woke up in a yard.
Dad danced on top of the bar with me last night. And has a video of me doing a beer bong.
The amount of illegal things I've done this weekend is astounding.
So he called his lawyer from the bar to confirm the cost of hitting the douchebag before flooring him. I respect his planning skills.
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