Sometimes I think my vagina thinks its a penis.
he said no girl had ever swallowed his cum before
he probably also told you he thought u were pretty
I always have to poop after I paint my nails. It never fails.
whiskey dick. though we did manage to break my closet door and flood the bathroom.
That's okay, during storytime I would have to sit on my hands so I wouldn't touch everyone. Explains a lot...
Did you guys have sex yet? And don't worry, I broke the ice already by sending this to both of you. So you can just jump right into it. You're welcome.
Please God, is a penis possibly making it to vagina town to much to ask for tonight.
You kept ripping all your clothes off and saying, "Let me be free!"
I'm so upset I left my sombrero at the expo center
I have in my possession one ukulele shaped package.
Im legit just salty with everyone who has a penis right now
apparently I kept repeating I have a to do list this summer and he's on it
Why the fuck are you playing with legos?
Why the fuck are you questioning me?
I went up to u at the bar, you grabbed my face and said, "hey you're Juan right?"
And the you walked in and said to the only under age dude "IM NOT SLEEPING WITH YOU TONIGHT!!!" You may not have high standards but thanks for not sleeping with my brother!
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