last night you decided it was time to "get organized" and "straighten out your life." You pulled out a bag of troll dolls, sorted through them and got nostalgic. You demanded both andy and i take one and keep it forever.
we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
the amount of blow i got, New years should last a week.
She loves me even though she knows all Ive done. Shes kind of like jesus.
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I just remember making out with this kid's friend, washing blood off my hands and hearing the RA's were looking for me.
For gods sake, I only took one. With two nyquils. What a happy world its been today. Fulfill your obligations and then its marvelouso.
Yea... you were given too many get out of jail free cards. God just gave up on you having a healthy and happy vagina.
Wait is it okay if I still want to fuck the whole USA swim team or is that only acceptable during the Olympics?
the worst part was waking up this morning to his skrillex ringtone.....when was it ever okay for friends to let other friends go home WITH GUYS LIKE THAT!?
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I feel like our lives always have been and always will be a never ending drunken rampage full of pregnancy scares and lost brain cells
Did you go to church in Texas and sign me up?
You need southern Jesus
You left me a drunk voicemail of you describing your pizza to me at 2 AM
My "lord keep me from stabbing a bitch" prayer has gotten a lot of miles today
Quick, I need a picture of your dick. Don't ask questions, just show me your genitals.
ANIME MEN ARE MAKING ME QUESTION MY SEXUALITY AGAIN