i just had to google what happens if your dog eats your nuva ring
I'm not gonna not go for it, she's foreign and pulled a shotglass out of her thong.
Pillow talk just revealed that he originally thought I was 16.
Mark my words im gonna be the drunkest groomsman outta spite for him having his wedding on a gameday
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we hooked up. but it was that weird mix of getting naked and watching Balto that made it so awesome.
Moral of the story: If you're gonna throw a glass of wine in a guy's face, don't do it in your own kitchen.
I'm hiding her cosmo magazine. the only sex tip she needs is to not handcuff her boyfriend to her roommates bed and lose the key
Well... first you killed the girls goldfish, then you shoved her face in your armpit, made her cry, got kicked out, ate your cigarettes, and passed out in her driveway. Pretty successful night if you ask me
Seriously, I am going to crawl in a hole, sew my vagina shut, and spit acid on any man that comes near me.
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So I pull up to an apartment complex and immediately felt like I was here to get stoned.
I actually have to watch Breaking Bad to make me feel better about my choices last night.
Also I'm sorry for asking you to shave my vagina for me last night
I've literally exhausted all the videos on pornhub. It took like 4 years, but I've done it. I did that quicker than I finished college
At least I got steroids and a baguette out of the deal
The only people allowed to make me cry are myself and Chris Hemsworth as Thor. And me.