the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
New moon trailer came on. Theater booed. I love these people.
FB needs to have a relationship status called...screwing my roommates bf..linking their names would be an easier to tell her!
Ok love is a little strong. But he consented to Nachos, beer and board game date with my cats. Keeper.
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its totally unfair that im just as ill-prepared as a 16 year old but there's no tv show for 25 and pregnant.
so apparently i worked out for over an hour last night. drinking is the only way i will ever get anything done
Dude, this chick, who is smokin by the way, has 4 false teeth on top from a softball accident that she can take out if she wants... Who's getting amazing head tonight? This guy!
I don't know whether to be creeped out by the fact this chick can do that, or jealous because you're getting toothless head.
the campus cop used the word depravity in our citation.
Be ready for a dog pile. On your head. With my ass.
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I just did something so unspeakable in the panera bathroom that their health score dropped 10 points.
I literally paid cover, got kicked out. Tried to explain that I was just clumsy, but mispronounced it. Then I got pissed off, stormed out..and clotheslined myself on a velvet rope. How was your night?
So I totally just used margarita salt for a body scrub.
All I remember is laying in that secret hideaway closet, naked, with a beer cowboy hat on and you walking in and sitting down crying because no one would have sex with you
I just woke up on my neighbors floor with my boots on, but no pants. I have 3 separate taco bell receipts in my pocket.
I think were only still together so we can make each other miserable