dinner at cheesecake factory: $40. drinks at yard house: $50. having sex in the VG parking lot while people are staring at you awkwardly: priceless. Goodnight.
I totally thought the tree was playing the guitar
Every time I remember you're bi, the world gets a little brighter.
I feel like college is just one giant drunken trip to Taco Bell
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I'm considering telling her about my dream where I made a sex tape with her boyfriend. you know to test our friendship
Like. I probably should fuck him. I owe him for breaking his thumb.
the creek. my friends left me at a party next thing i know im in a breaststroke relay race with a bunch of randos in the dark
Excuse me, but I got friendzoned and all I could think about was the fact that I didn't have my underwear back on yet.
I asked him to explain what he meant by "hooking up" in paragraph form
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GETTING HORNY AT RANDOM IS REALLY FUCKING INCONSIDERATE.
I fell asleep while eating jimmy johns last night and then woke up at 5am and continued to eat it
The moment when you and your BFF compare frequently used emojis and realize you have similar mental disorders and a really weak alibi.
Also fuck yeah conspiracy
Guuuuurrrrrl! He ate the 🌮like it contained the Covid-19 vaccine!
Sorry. I was preoccupied thinking about penises
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