Fine. I'll sleep in my office
I just foul balled at work. I had taken off my coat too… had to go to the sink wash my hands then go back to the stall and pick up my coat. I hope the guy shitting in the stall next to me didn’t figure out what happened.
i can't, i'm blowing bubbles in class and getting credit for it
I imagine anything that isn't a dilldo attached to a jackhammer, powered by a generator won't be amazing enough for you
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
At some point we were all eating banana flavored rolling papers.
Apparently Bin Ladens last act of terrorism is cock blocking me....
I smoked a bowl while he ate me out, you need to change your major to match making asap. You are a guru of love.
I want him to rain dance my fallopian tubes.
I still have his teeth marks on the base of my penis. You didnt miss much
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Apparently i asked the cab driver how much the ride was going to cost, (he said about $25) then i offered him 50 to let me drive the cab...
I really think that guy just walks around with tennis balls in his pocket. No dick is that big
Tequila ran out around 11 so she let them do body shots of chips and guacamole instead
So... remember when you threw an orange in the closet when we were 16 to make wine? Just found it. Not wine.
The contents of my fridge consist of alcohol, Nuva ring, and cheesecake. I'm that girl.
You told me you were going to invite all of your Tinder matches to the same bar on the same night and make them compete for your affection in a series of Lust Olympics. Winner gets laid.
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