the orgasm was like being thrown to the other end of reality, so getting a nosebleed from it wasnt too upsetting at that point
I'm pretty sure we put the facepaint on during whippets
Aside from the slim chance of pregnancy, I'm gonna call last night a raging success.
Ugh he's texting me.
Tell him you're no longer interested in what he has to offer; his shitty personality outweighs his sexual prowess.
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The orgasm outlasted the Charlie horse. Pros and cons.
I DON'T WANT TO DEMONSTRATE MY DICK TAKING ABILITIES WITH MY MOM THERE.
By the way seagulls wings are very soft. And the lesbian and or by sexual twins say hello. Be home in the little bit time frame.
This girl invited us back on the promise of weed and strudel...she delivered neither.
I need to mount that unicorn and turn him into a full blown steed.
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Update: day 5 and Scott has not left the apartment. Still smoking. Pizza roll supply dwindling.
The bump on my forehead, i think, was from falling asleep at front door, on my knees, slumped over. But we played good music so what?
She'll feel so accomplished if she finally gets to bang me.
I washed my sheets. I did out of respect for my previous and current sexual partners.
He sent me a meme at 3am. Usually guys just send me booty calls that late. I think I'm in love
You better not fucking die before we have sex while you blow fire. I'm serious. Don't mess up my sexual bucket list.
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