okay pat passed out under dana's car
hey, here's something you don't have worry about since you're a girl: finding crusty cum in your bellybutton.
i think the sales of Rosetta Stone are directly related to the size of that woman's tit's
I know...I feel like disliking her as a person on facebook
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He made sure to throw up on the Mexico side of the border while we were in line at the check point. Then finished by screaming you an have it back. You can have it all back.
watching "look who's talking now." getting choked up at the end when they find each other at the cabin
doesn't that movie star kirstie alley and have talking dogs in it? new low...even for you
My dora the explorer band aid does not cover up the shame i feel right now
the scent of your tears make me crave pizza
He walks in. We each have a tiki torch. We say, the tribe has spoken. We put his out and then stab him with it.
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The only excuse this guy at the club had for trying to make out with me as soon as I met him was "I AM FROM MEXICOOO"
Like for real, is your junk ok? I have to look after my investments.
I ate the most amazing corn dog today.
I will probably dream about it.
We just left the shoe. An app card to Fridays. $25 to santoras and a note that said sorry we were drunk on the front doorstep of the strip club
Lmfao. We asked what you wanted to eat and you said vagina. I don't care what kind. Fresh, barbecue, roasted on a camp fire. I just want it on my taste buds.
If blow jobs were a super power she'd be in the Justice League.
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