whjeg hajt iyt
say what?
wanna hang out?
it was one of those movies netflix should have sent weed with
I don't remember her missing an ear while we were at the bar
Food Network. Taking bong rips everytime we want to eat. BOBBY FLAY.
There is a newly found video on my phone of me following you to the bathroom to watch you throw up. sorry I didn't hold your hair
I have to fuck proof my bed. It was in the middle of the room this time.
sorry for allegedly lighting the beer pong balls of fire
I don't care if we have to swim home from the bar, Im not gonna sit home in the dark and read some fucking book
Literally I thought my ears were pouring out blood. That high.
Yeah I'm at the doctors getting a shotand don't know how to tell them I'm still probably drunk from last night
i refuse to give everyone the satisfaction of seeing the results of my acting on my thoughts
I have an important idea to tell you when I'm sober about a cat scratching my nose once and what it taught me. DONT LET ME FORGET.
Is there evidence of another human being getting away with this/ not dying?
Fuck man, I am really high rn and all I've eaten is different forms of pie
Having random cyber sex while watching to catch a predator just seems wrong.
Randomize
