Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
I think condoms have that nasty latex smell to remind you in the morning of how gross you are.
im in an endless cycle of being too hung over to eat all day...then getting too drunk because i didnt eat anything. where is my life going?
you covered his dog in toothpaste. safe to say hes not gonna call you.
I want her autograph on my taint
There's always time for handjobs
It's legal now for me to leave my boyfriend and marry you.
Well, we could've been at the bar taking a shot everytime my rash spread. But Noooooo. You had to go out with your non- girlfriend. Lame.
He used the panoramic camera on his iPhone to take a picture of his dick. And it actually filled it. Pretty sure I just came.
I'm seriously considering refraining from drinking on school nights.
I like how you say that with 4 school days left of the school year..
Ims textiofg thsi woht my noes bcuz my hansd aer stli handcuffde to teh bedfrme. Help me
i keep smelling vagina and donuts, which pretty much sumarises this morning. happy birthday.
Sorry I missed your call earlier. I was getting high with my high school band teacher.
We blew shit up to. With a cannon.
Just think how much she’ll hate me when she finds out I fucked her father
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