Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
My mind says no, but my body says yes.
What does your body say about chlamydia?
Just did the walk of shame across state lines...milestone?
We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
He was wearing a Knicks jersey I had to go home with him. it was a rough season.
tell me why there is a bowl of oatmeal from starbucks in my purse
I wouldn't take my shot so you poured it on my face. Twice.
Im just a social blackout drinker.
He has a shower chair now. So he sits and watches me shower. It's kind of creepy.
my dad just paid them in porn...i no longer feel guilty for getting hammered and not helping
I ripped my favorite jeans crossing that fence
That sucks
It's an upgrade! I didn;t even have to unzip my pants to pee!
You can't just walk around stealing hats from drunk boys and peeing in bathtubs. Turn down.
I swear she is the Mary Poppins of drugs
Shit day. Some kids decided to open my car at 3 AM while I was at work and the alarm went off. I went after them with a sword but they were minors so I didn't kill them.
Look, I know why you're asking me, but just because I'm gay does not make me a wiki on butt sex. Ask a doctor or you know, the internet like everyone else.
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