Ok never mind. Thought i pooped my pants for a second. False alarm.
everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
Sitting next to a girl in the computer cluster who just googled syphilis symtoms, started crying & got up and left. My life suddenly seems better.
I just past a guy who was biking and double fisting wit glass beer bottles. That is what i call talent
Today might be the day that I legitimately throw up in my saxophone.
is he the 3rd person to bang everyone in our group?
You kept making that girl eat peanuts, saying they were good for her baby..... I don't think she pregnant
Kurt said to text you and encourage you to come out tonight. Encourage you with my rack.
when he pulled his cock out I told him he'd brought a knife to a sword fight
I got you a "sorry you think I'm pregnant" present
I bet I give better head than any other PTA mom.
Shut the fuck up! I can hear you having sex over Pirates of the Caribbean you moaning whore.
So someone just asked us for our kidneys?!?
The cl.oudds are foaming a really big pen.Is OMG.
She yelled Carpe Diem when she orgasmed. Is it too early to marry her?
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