careful when you do the walk of shame, they are handing out bibles on campus
small problem..I have a major exam in the morning so I might have to go to the library after the party
so no drinking for you?
don't be silly
So she comes up to me at the end of the night and asks me if I going to take her home and fuck her. I pretty much had to right?
you had an obligation.
The bouncer asked you what your sign was and u replied "syracuse"
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New scientific discovery: The hypothetical attractiveness of a woman increases exponentially as her skirt:boot ratio approaches zero. Nobel Prize in my future?
It's official. 2011 is the year of sport fucking
Either I'm deep cleaning my apartment out of severe academic procrastination or I'm subconsciously nesting and need to take a pregnancy test.
Everyone loves nachos, first of all. Second, Ke$ha is entirely appropriate for the age grou too young to realize she probably has Hep C.
Dude if i sent you a picture of the inside of my fridge would you be able to break down and explain everything that was in it?
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He just stays over and makes naked pancakes in the morning
Successfully defrauded the county government. What have you done today?
I found a hair colour I want in a porn.
We fucked like animals on that lion king beanbag chair that your mom got you for your 10th bday
You said the best orgasm you ever had, you gave to yourself. your boyfriend looked really disappointed. so did half the room.
I'm gonna go take a shower so I can cleanly change into my drinking underwear.
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