Dude michael jackson died, guess he's not 'stayin aliveee' any longer.
Uh dude that wasn't a michael jackson song it was the BGs
Just got mistaken for a cardboard cutout ad in line at Taco Bell. New low?
y-o-u-r-e = you are, y-o-u-r = your. you are a bag of douche not your bag of douche. if you're going to insult me at least do it in proper english. that is all.
part of it is the fact that im problem drinking, and the other part is my OCD wont let me leave the bottle half-empty.
I have fifteen cents in cash and 80 cents in the bank. BUT I have weed.
And I was the only one who felt it was dangerous to set the tv and blender on the ledge of the hot tub
I hope I bought a crossbow. Also I need to not drink that much
threw up on my 7.30 AM placement test. Never again
She who has the vag holds all the power. He will learn one way or the other.
We ended up at a lesbian bar and all my co-workers tried to get me laid. This is not how I envisioned coming out.
CURSE YOU AND YOUR SEXY LOGIC
I may or may not of seen my high school physics teacher making out with my old high school boyfriend at the bar last night
She told me I was absolutely not allowed to sleep with him even though she knows I'm a rule breaker who loves a good challenge.
Also, asking the guy who just told you he is crippled on edibles to watch your kid is probably frowned upon by most
come pick your gf up from my house. she's sitting in the fridge and hissing at the cat to let her eat the potatoes. btw i dont have a cat
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