do you think the kids from 7th heaven are mad that dennis and sweet dee are their half-brother and sister?
I don't know what part of vegas I'm in but its definately the wrong part
dude he was laying on two half-naked chicks, as they rubbed him down with lotion, while rolling a joint. hes like a modern-day african king
i mean, not my actual scene but if someone says "PARTY" ill figure it out
do you know where my other puke covered boot is
I just want to let you know that when you try and lie about the "solid 10" you brought home last night, I've got a picture of her and about 10 reasons you should have left her at the bar starting with those martin scorsese eyebrows.
i asked him to talk to me in french while we fucked and halfway through i caught the word 'lasagna'. turns out he was making his grocery list.....i asked him to keep going.
I just saw a guy in a hazmat suit riding a tractor.
We should try to put a bagel on your penis
That was the night I realized I need to grow up and stop eating mushrooms with strange 40 year old men in convertibles.
I learned so much in Pittsburgh
I don't wanna shit myself again in 2015
Welp, I'm allergic to codeine. Found that one out the hard way.
We both shit in the same closet in Santa Fe. Nothing is sacred anymore.
We’ve discussed sex and dinner. Like chicken nuggets while doing it doggie and watching tv.
Ohhhhhh, that night......I need to stop drinking, almost all of my conversations that take place Wed thru Sun after 8:30 are one blurry haze.
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