Is it weird that I have contacts who i've classified as DO NOT ANSWER?
Lol no its called college
Dude stop singing. Your life is not an episode of fucking glee
Received world's greatest BJ while in a planetarium. Was seeing stars while seeing stars.
And you kept repeating "I didn't know know that this was a no blow job zone."
I'm still not walking right. We need some boundaries for "drink-or-dare"...
I guess I just got drunk and ordered a mini fridge off the internet. At least now I know the 200$ that was missing from my checking account wasn't spent on lap dances only.
Put cigar in mouth backwards. Plz remind to check for scar in morning, can't feel it now. Screwdrivers are like morphine.
no you went to jail because you don't know how to whisper when offering a cop a blow job. I'm sure him having a chick partner didn't help.
He's a little cute, in a dorky, I-know-for-a-fact-his-cock-is-huge kind of way
You're dick is like the main character. It needs its own picture.
Some dude just said my hair smells like his pillows
I'm experimenting with sincerity
STOP SENDING ME NAKED PICTURES WHEN I'M TRYING TO TEACH. MONDAY TUESDAY 1-3 IS A DICK AND ARSE FREE ZONE
I would be down to associate sex w taco bell
I responded with revoking his blow job privileges. Needless to say, he's learned his lesson.
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