I got wasted for the 1st time and I sat in a fridge for 2 hours and a trash can?
Life after highschool has not been kind to her. She looked fatter than Luke Wilson's face in those AT&T commercials.
he said i looked like a lion with slutty lingerie on .
The waitress bought us a round. She said if anyone could do 52 margarita mondays in a row, it was us.
Just found a ramen cup in the stall and all of the showers running with no one in them. WHERE ARE YOU?
I shouldn't trust a guy I just met with the pull out method. That's a big responsibility.
He's worked out some sort of arangment where all three of them are dating each other and they've all moved into an apt. with two king beds pushed together
A true beacon of hope in these dark times
We were tripping too hard to figure out to tell him where we were so we sent a picture of me laying outside the tent saying "find us"
I am trying to take a picture of a man in a wheelchair trying to ship a michael jackson portrait
Maybe the problem is guy has to ask his wife if he can go out to lunch with his girlfriend for an hour...
barely 48 hours and I've done the dirty on both of my roommates beds before they've even slept in them
He gave me a script of norcos and touched my balls so overall it's been a good day.
I fought a guy last night because he said "extra pulp orange juice is the best orange juice"
found a thong and $20 in my right pocket. it's going to be a good day
last night you said that you wanted to hold my dick as you slept because it was like having a stuffed animal.
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