Did you see 7 ppl got hurt at Talladaga?
Did they get their mullets stuck in an engine?
i feel like arbor mist is too classy for that. you need a colt 45
Yeah you're right. The one time when arbor mist is too classy
Yeah he had his two razors labeled "face" and "pubes". Should I be disgusted or impressed?
I can't believe you just became a stipulation in their divorce papers.
Someday, but I will be heavily drugged and there will be no dolphins.
Well you finally jumped into that tree you've always wanted into and some girl gave you an 8.5. You were very happy.
Dude this weed smells so good they should make it into a Vicks vapor rub scent and I would rub it all over myself.
I drew you a picture of Jesus holding hands with Frida Kahlo as a token of my gratitude
as much bud light as i have consumed over the years budweiser should give me a clydesdale
Somehow I became in charge of getting my mother laid? This can't be my life? Lol
You ever feel like just rubbing your face in everything like a dog?
In the middle of pounding my asshole he stopped and said, "do you want to get breakfast after this?"
I NEED A MOM FRIEND. NOW.
Oral sex and brunch. The perfect sunday morning.
Remember the Giant sandworm from the movie Dune? Well that's about how big his dick is. No bulshit.
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