Day 5 without masturbation. Fat chicks are back on the table
she tends to only attract lesbians and homeless men
I cannot believe I said bareback movement...
This guy is like Don Jon! Im over here this weekend and at least four times I've heard porn on his phone thru the bathroom door.
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I may or may not be setting up an encounter with a foot fetishist just because I'm curious.
we got stoned then he started showing me how to make his penis look like a hamburger...if that's not true love idk what love is
Being in nursing school really pays off when your dealer tries to pass off naproxen as Percocet. Like I may have made a C in pharm but I aced the pain drug test
I repeat do not go to a jail visit drunk, those stools are easy to fall off.
video games take priority over anything else you can offer me.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I think our maternal nature is best focused on grown ass men and cats.
Why the fuck am I at this dorm meeting? I don't pay $50,000 a year to stay sober.
I HAVE A STRAIGHT LINE ACROSS MY ASS ABOUT THE WIDTH OF A SLIM JIM. ERICA!
Just saw a fat guy on a flower print moped. He's my hero.
you tried to make the parrot smoke your joint
A fire alarm is going off in some building, people are running around naked and people are passed out in the MIDDLE of the sidewalk. If they ban parties again, I'm going to be pissed.
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