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Ha i know. My vag can't go too crazy for a boy halfway across the country. It doesn't have that good of range
He said "I know I'm not gay. I fucked a guy once and didn't like it"
And now that i don't feel so bad because you're not pregnant the $15 for the pregnancy test I bought would be appreciated
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Upperdeckered the toilet. Took sombrero off, drawing too much heat. Witnessed glassing. In bush, come findme.
second roommate of the year to get clamydia. go life.
There's a dead squirrel in the freezer. Is that what you stopped to get out of the road last night?
Still dying that you shit outside
She looks well worn, presumably from a cavalcade of penis.
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You asked for 4 things: your phone, your wallet, your keys and your denture. I stopped asking questions.
We're too hungover to prance.
I hooked up with a guy named Quan.. I literally hit the Quan
she stuffed her marc jacobs purse full of cereal
classy
GOOD MORNING! This is your wake up call! Just incase this text wasn't enough, I had sex on your bed last night while you were drunk hitting on my sister. Dan jizzed on your pillow! We rubbed it on both sides! Now get up and go to class!
If by science you mean beer then YES!!!!
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