to do: lose virginity to hamster dance
I realized tonight the smell of my dirty pads remind me of my grandfather.
And secondly i just said i'd pay ten dollars to have sex with you
I'm going to an arts college, I live next to the frat houses, and my room number is 420. god has plans for me and I couldn't be happier.
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my desire to fuck abstract ideas (bravery, love, popsicls,,) increases by 8bajillion% when I'm high
It was worse than when we pepper-sprayed my dick. I feel mislead.
dude there's no way we're going back in there for your puke shoes
When this bachelor party is over and your life is in ruins, you have my permission to die.
Please keep in mind you are asking relationship advice from a girl who fucked a guy just because we have the same name. Just keep that in mind.
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I'm sorry for aggressively singing the Frasier theme song at you so many times last night.
Well I passed out before 4:20 on 4/20 so I deem it a failure AND a success.
Say what you want about my van, but I've got more action there than in my apartment. A body pillow and a joint still go a long way!
Anybody can graduate from college sober. You try it while being stoned every day for the last three years. 2.75 baby.
WE HAVE TO LEAVE. I HAVE HAD SEX WITH WAY TOO MANY PEOPLE IN THIS BUS STATION.
I found a loose wire in my thermostat. Couldn't find the pliers, so I used a nipple clamp to fix it.
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